What is up with all these lady boys in Thailand? Why are there so many and why do they look so damn good?
Thailand does have their fair share of lady boys and depending on where you go they can even look better than a real women can. After a few months in Thailand, I had to know why there are so many lady boys here. In the United States, they have transvestites, but nothing to this extreme. So why in Thailand? I later found out the answers:
1 – Sex Industry
Thailand is known for their sex industry. This industry is mostly dominated by men coming overseas to meet girls. If you are a boy with feminine features that grows up in a poor town, you might try to get a piece of this action. For some lady boys, it is just business.
2 – Open Culture
Thailand is a very open culture when it comes to sex and homosexuality. It is because of this, many gay men and women come to Thailand to experience this. Being gay is not something which is frowned upon in Thailand.
3 – Respected Trade
A tip, do not speak badly about lady boys to other Thais. Being a lady boy is not a trade in which they look down upon; in fact, it is a respected form of work. For some of us, this is one of the biggest downsides and fears of visiting Thailand; it was one of my major fears. Which is why my friends and I created a full proof plan on how to keep the lady boys away.
First, a true story from Bangkok:
Recently I was on Phi Phi islands, one of my favorite places to relax in Thailand. During this stay, I met four English guys who were traveling Thailand for the first time. After a couple of nights of hanging out with them, Paul related his first night in Bangkok.
My friends and I just landed in Bangkok and stayed at Khao San Road, it is where all the guidebooks recommend for cheap housing. This is our first night of a two-week vacation so we wanted to get drunk and fuck some girls.
We went to the bars, then a dance club. I met this tall very good-looking girl with great tits. After a couple of dances and kisses, I asked if she wanted to come home with me. She said yes after a negotiated price of 2,000 baht. Not wanting to disturb my friends, I rented a different hotel room and we went up to the room. When we get to the room, she turned down the lights and we start making out. She takes off my cloths and gives me a blowjob. She stands up and I take off her shirt and play with her very nice fake tits. Slowly I work my way down and pull down her pants and panties… I stood frozen…SHE HAD A DICK!
Completely caught off guard and in shock, I put on my clothes and got ready to leave. I hear a laugh and she tells me she is going to stay in this room tonight. I turned around and said, “I DON’T GIVE A FUCK!” Moreover, I left this situation. Oh Paul, I do feel bad for him. He was so scared of a lady boy after that, he did not even touch one girl for the rest of his vacation. His story is not a unique one. If you do not know what to look for, you can easily fall into this trap.
If he could go back in time, what are some indicators he can look for to make sure this does not happen again?
No. 1- Khao San Road
There is great shopping here, however this is where most tourists new to Thailand tend to stay. Lady boys know this, and hunt for fresh meat there. I stay away from this place during the nighttime; about one third of all the “girls” will be lady boys.
No. 2- Dark Club
Nightclubs are dark and loud, a great place for lady boys to hide what they truly are. Most will have some distinguishing features that you can tell in the daytime. However, in a dark club and drunk, it will be very difficult to tell. In addition, nightclubs hide the
voice. Some lady boys have their Adams apple remove, but they still have the voice. Watch out for this.
No. 3- Tall
Most Thai girls are short. Most of the girls will be at least a head shorter then a lady boy. If you are drunk at a club and meet a girl where you can look into her eyes, it is not worth the risk. Move on and find yourself a shorter girl.
No. 4- Fake Tits
Having fake tits is a red flag. If her breasts looked enhanced, make sure you do a very solid check before anything happens.
No. 5- Feel before you kiss
Might come off rude, but you can get away with it if you are drunk and dancing. Feel her under area and check to see if she is packing a pistol. If you are very fearful, take her to the talking area and do a more real feel just to make sure. You can usually get away with it.
No. 6- Lights
If you take her home and she turns off the lights immediately, red flag. Do not let her touch you until you touch her.
No. 7- Friends
Unless your friends are real assholes, ask for their opinion. One may be better at telling if she is a lady boy or simply your friends are less drunk. Personally, if I am drinking and at a new place, I will never take a girl who is not at least a head length shorter than I am.
Let us not be like Paul. Follow these seven steps to make sure your lady is really is a lady.
